A customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant asks
“Why are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but
let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have
asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked
for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?” “Probably not” says
the assistant. “So why ask me if I’m Irish?” So the assistant says
“Because your in Halfords you thick cunt!”
“Why are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but
let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have
asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked
for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?” “Probably not” says
the assistant. “So why ask me if I’m Irish?” So the assistant says
“Because your in Halfords you thick cunt!”
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